Frew

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

(Source: neilcicierega, via iwillmindfuckyou)

Anonymous asked: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

808dilly:

digger-bick:

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

iv been laughing for 20 years

I’m watching this now

(Source: spattergroit101, via rosiedoll)